Juri: “So um, you think you might be ready?”
Genkai: “Yes, let’s shut this jerk up.”
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Hiei: “I don’t get what’s so funny.”
Kurama: “I thought clowns made everybody else laugh.”
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Genkai: (to Suzuka) Fruitcake!
Hiei: This idiot makes Kuwabara seem smart.
Kurama: I admit, I’m embarrassed just by listening to him.
Koenma: If he’s not the joker, I don’t know who is.
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Kuwabara: (about Onji) I’m glad I left the girls outside, and Yukina’s not here to see this.
Yukina: Go Kuwabara! You can do it!
Shizuru: You can’t just wait for him to die of old age, bro!
Botan: You don’t want to lose and disappoint Yukina, do you?
Yukina: But why would I be disappointed if he lost a fight?
Botan: Oh, no sweetie, it’s not true. That’s just what we call motivation, you see.
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Chu: (about Yusuke) Why, he’s seems to have gotten a might stronger.
Rinku: A might? How much is a might?
Chu: If I win another round with him, I might actually have to try.
Rinku: I would say you tried pretty hard before.
(Chu smashes his fist on Rinku’s head)Chu: Shut yer flapper!
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Kuwabara: “I fought just as many fights as you did!”
Hiei: “And lost them both!”
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Yukina: I had a kick out of watching you fight, Kazuma.
Kuwabara: Why, thank you, Yukina. It’s nice to see someone appreciates my strategy. See, there was no one worth wasting my energy on, so I had the bad guys reveal their weaknesses, so Genkai could knock ‘em down.
Shizuru: More like you made a big mess and Genkai cleaned up after you, like someone always does.
Kuwabara: Hey, that stung! You take that back sis!
Shizuru: Just the truth bro.
Kuwabara: Well, no one cares!
Hiei: Actually, I’d like to hear it.
Kuwabara: Stay out of this shorty!
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Kurama: Kuwabara!
Hiei: And only five hundred seconds too late to matter.
Kuwabara: Hey, where’s that guy I was fighting? I wasn’t done yet.
Hiei: So which is more humiliating, losing to an old man or to a clown?
Kuwabara: A clown, definitely worse to a clown
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Koenma: Hmm, this isn’t good.
Blue Ogre: I don’t know, Sir, couldn’t you put the seven of spades on the eight of hearts, and move the ace on top?
Koenma: I’m not playing solitaire you moron! I’m fortune telling to see who will win this match. But, I keep drawing the joker, and I have no idea what that could mean.
Blue Ogre: Maybe you should enjoy life more, Sir?
Koenma: I don’t think that’s it.
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Koenma: (about Suzuka) Why, I like the way this cracked walnut thinks.
Ogre: But he’s nuts, Sir!
Koenma: Ah, who’s to say who’s nuts these days. From now on, you will only address me as Pretty Koenma, understand?
Ogre: Uh?
Koenma: I think pretty really brings out the sparkle in my eyes.
Ogre: And I just finished telling Mother my job couldn’t get worse.

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